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talahui's offerings:
talahui Auction #1
Organizations this auction benefits: Civil Rights Education and
Enforcement Center *, In Our Own Voice *, Middle East Children's
Alliance *, Never Again Action *, Sherlock's Homes Foundation * (See full list.
* denotes an organization that accepts international donations.), Black Girl Hockey Club
Type of fanwork: Written fanwork
Subtype(s): fan
fiction (new)
Fandom(s): Hockey RPF
Highest
rating: M (Mature)
Length/scope: Depends how much the bidder contributes. 1k words per $5
Minimum
Bid: $5
Especially interested in: Characters/pairings I'm particularly
interested in writing: Nate/EJ, EJ/Gabe, EJ in general, Paul Kariya,
Carly Jackson, Nazem Kadri, and the players on your team over the age
of 30.
Teams I am most knowledgeable about are the Colorado
Avalanche, Pittsburgh Penguins, and PWHL Montréal, but I would be
delighted to write something for your rarepair as long as you come
with a Blorbo cheat sheet so I know the lore!
I love angst,
inverted tropes, messy relationships, post-retirement fic, exploring
queerness, late(r) in life romance, non-romantic relationships, and
polyam relationship dynamics.
Unwilling to address: I will not write any players who been named, credibly accused, or convicted of sexual assault, human trafficking, or domestic violence. If you need to caveat that, it's also probably a no.
I additionally will not write cisswap, m/f pairings, reader!fic, underage, significant age gaps or relationships where that's a significant plot point, student/teacher dynamics, cops/military, non-con, omegaverse, smut, or mpreg. If you're dead set on a specific trope and worried it might be a no, feel free to dm me to make sure.
pairings/teams I won't write: trevor/jamie, nolan/tk, the Chicago team past or present. If you want a nate or ej pairing I have not already written, please contact me first.
Other notes: I'm open to writing off of more specific prompts as long as I'm given some options and flexibility or from more vague ideas of likes/tropes so long as the bidder gives me enough information to write something they'd enjoy.
The 5k number is a jumping off point, meaning I guarantee at least 5k. For every additional $5 I will guarantee an additional 1k up to 20k words. The fic may be longer, but that's the guaranteed cap. If you have a top out length for a fic, please let me know that, too!
Special interests: F/F ships, Poly ships, Canonically trans or
nonbinary characters
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talahui Auction #2
Organizations this auction benefits: In Our Own Voice *, Middle
East Children's Alliance *, Never Again Action *, Sherlock's Homes
Foundation * (See full list.
* denotes an organization that accepts international donations.), Black Girl Hockey Club
Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Hockey RPF, Black
Sails, The Old Guard
Highest rating:
E
Length/scope: 10 - 20k words.
Minimum Bid: $5
Especially interested in: Andy/Quyhn (TOG), James McGraw/Thomas
Hamilton (BS), classic hockey pairings (sidgeno, brioux, richie/carts,
paul/teemu, etc.). I love rarepairs, so if you have a fic in mind for
a pairing that doesn't get a lot of love, I'd love to podfic something
for them.
Unwilling to address: I am unwilling to podfic cisswap, primary
m/f pairings, reader!fic, underage, significant age gaps or
relationships where that's used as a sexy plot point, student/teacher
dynamics, cop/military aus, non-con, mpreg. No Booker or John Silver
pairings, please.
For HRPF specifically, I will not write any
player who has been named, credibly accused of, or convicted of sexual
assault, human trafficking, or domestic violence. In addition, I will
not read fics for the Chicago team.
I am generally open to
tropes, but if you have a specific trope in mind and aren't sure if I
would podfic it, feel free to dm me to discuss.
Other notes: If you have a specific fic in mind or would like
me to podfic one of your fics, please let me know. My preference is to
work off of a fic you've written or that you have already read and
loved so long as the author gives permission.
Special interests: F/F ships, Poly ships, Canonically trans or
nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon
characters, Racial or cultural experiences of nonwhite characters,
Unhappy endings, Ambiguous endings
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2024. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be
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you, bid higher! We will NOT notify you if someone outbids you.
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