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Spark_Keyper Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Good Omens
Highest rating: E
Length/scope: More than 50k words.
Minimum Bid: $5

Especially interested in: Fics centering on Aziraphale and Crowley. Including other characters is fine but I’d prefer the focus to be on the ineffables (minimal Nina and/or Maggie). I’m super interested in Ace and/or Aro spectrum fics, Ambiguous Relationships, etc, but I’m also down with romantic and sexual stuff too. I love me some fluff, wingfic, and tenderness, but I’m also a sucker for whump, sickfic, and angst as long as there is a happy or at least hopeful ending. AUs ok. Historical fics ok. Smut ok. If you bring me real dark torture, either physical or psychological, it’s probably ok but we might have to discuss parts of it.

Unwilling to address: Non-con; consensual-non-consent; most likely no dub-con (I might be willing to make an exception in very specific cases but no guarantees). No ageplay, scat/watersports, or emeto-as-kink. I’m probably good with most other kinks but I reserve the right to say no if you bring me something I hadn’t considered.

Permanent main character death (it’s fine if they come back), unhappy endings, severe hurt-no-comfort, abusive relationships between Aziraphale and Crowley, ineffable wives (partial-fic gender switching is fine, just not wives for the whole fic please)

Fics pertaining to Season 2, including post-s2 fallout and pre-s2 lead up to events. I just can’t do it y’all (see Unhappy endings above). Possible exceptions for fics set far in the future after everything is reconciled.

Fics where Aziraphale and Crowley have/adopt original kids are very iffy. It’s not a hard no but you’ll have to convince me (Wiggleverse excepted).

Other notes: I do voices/accents as close as I'm able to the TV show (as close as a ciswoman can get anyway). If your fic is based on the Radio play I can certainly do my best to imitate those voices as well. If your fic is based on the book and/or involves original characters, I can work with you to figure out how you'd like the characters to sound, though I'm more practiced at the previous two options.

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Spark_Keyper Auction #2

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Good Omens
Highest rating: E
Length/scope: More than 50k words.
Minimum Bid: $5

Fics where Aziraphale and Crowley have/adopt original kids are very iffy. It’s not a hard no but you’ll have to convince me (Wiggleverse excepted).

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 5 March 2024, to 8:00PM EST, 9 March 2024. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

Spark_Keyper Auction #3

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Good Omens
Highest rating: E
Length/scope: 5 -10k words.
Minimum Bid: $5

Unwilling to address: Non-con; consensual-non-consent; most likely no dub-con (I might be willing to make an exception in very specific cases but no guarantees). No ageplay, scat/watersports, or emeto-as-kink. I’m probably good with most other kinks but I reserve the right to say no if you bring me something I hadn’t considered.
Permanent main character death (it’s fine if they come back), unhappy endings, severe hurt-no-comfort, abusive relationships between Aziraphale and Crowley.
Fics pertaining to Season 2, including post-s2 fallout and pre-s2 lead up to events. I just can’t do it y’all (see Unhappy endings above). Possible exceptions for fics set far in the future after everything is reconciled.
Fics where Aziraphale and Crowley have/adopt original kids are very iffy. It’s not a hard no but you’ll have to convince me (Wiggleverse excepted).

Other notes: THIS ENTRY IS OFFERED AS A SOUNDSCAPE.
If you want just a regular podfic that's fine, but this bid also has the offer to record the fic in soundscape style, with basic royalty free sound effects and/or ambient noise. It's up to you whether you just want some added sfx or you want full radio play style. NOTE that radio play style only works for fics that are already written in a script format, or that have minimal narration that can be incorporated into dialogue with some tweaks. I can help with minor adjustments to achieve this but I will not rewrite your entire fic into script format for you.
I do voices/accents as close as I'm able to the TV show (as close as a ciswoman can get anyway). If your fic is based on the Radio play I can certainly do my best to imitate those voices as well. If your fic is based on the book and/or involves original characters, I can work with you to figure out how you'd like the characters to sound, though I'm more practiced at the previous two options.

Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 5 March 2024, to 8:00PM EST, 9 March 2024. Bids before or after this period are invalid and will not be counted. If you would like to bid on this auction:

Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to appear.)

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